[Balding_Eagle]

The college needs to give in to their demands.

Also close 3 dorms and lay off 10% of the faculty now in order to avoid having to do any of that in the future.

[dsrtsage]

1) have the police go on strike.
2) flood nearest ghetto with flyers proclaiming free air jordan giveaway on campus and provide free buses
3) open popcorn