[super7man]

To get into the UC system schools you have to have at least one of the following qualifications, in addition to have a perfect score on the SAT and a GPA of 4.8 or higher:

1) Have at least 3 patents for devices that reduce Global Warming.

2) Have started a company that went public.

3) Have started a company that was bought by Google.

4) Written a book that made it to the top 10 on NYT Best Sellers List.

5) Be a minority who is turning his life around.

6) Applying for admission in Women’s Studies.

7) Transgender.

[a little elbow grease]

To get into the UC system schools you have to have at least one of the following qualifications, in addition to have a perfect score on the SAT and a GPA of 4.8 or higher:

1) Have at least 3 patents for devices that reduce Global Warming.

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