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I once hired Stormy for an evening. She asked what I wanted, a cloud burst to a CAT 5 hurricane.

We undressed and she got on top and I said I wanted the CAT 5.

She then took a drink of water and started spitting water all over me. I asked what that was and she said it was the rain from the hurricane.

She then took a deep breath and started blowing air on my face. I asked what that was and she said the wind from the hurricane.

Then she started smashing her boobs across my face.

I asked what that was and she said it was the coconuts falling from the wind.

I pushed her off and started getting dressed. She said what's wrong and I simply replied that no one could f**k in this kind of weather.

54 posted on 03/27/2018 12:58:09 PM PDT by AmusedBystander (The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)

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97 posted on 03/27/2018 1:38:20 PM PDT by catbertz

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102 posted on 03/27/2018 1:57:29 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get feed up with people sometimes.)

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112 posted on 03/27/2018 2:48:47 PM PDT by plain talk

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