Doesn’t some comedian do a funny bit about that....?
I seem to remember the punch line is, “Not Mormons, morons!”
Can’t think where I heard that.
No, wait, strike that. It was in the film “Galaxy Quest” and the line was, “Not minors, miners!”
There was a bit on ‘Whose Line is It Anyway’ where one of the players turned down a drink in a bar by saying, “I can’t. Can’t you see that I’m a miner?” (while wearing a miner’s hardhat complete with flashlight.)