You don’t have to go in to details of all your fantasizes.
Ok, now that you have stooped to ‘No, YOU!’ 3rd-grade-level responses, I shall answer in-kind:
“I’m rubber, you’re glue!!! Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to YOU!!!!”
(I do try to answer at the level and understanding of my recipient. Clearly I have to go down to your 3rd-grade abilities.)