Reminds me of one 4th of July in St. Louis on the riverfront when a swimmer kept climbing up onto the ski jump ramp before a waterskiing show after being told over and over again to stay off of it.
After they had had enough the waterski team hoisted the guy into one of their boats and took him over to the East St. Louis side where they stripped him to his underwear, took away his shoes, and left him to find his way through E St. Louis to a bridge and then back over the river on foot.
A swimmer wearing underwear and shoes?