Nobody slips and falls as many times as she has without being an alcoholic.
Hillary has spent more time on her back recently than has Madonna. But for different reasons. Thankfully....
Well, yeah. She was told that’s where all the gin was, and she wanted a gin and tonic so the quinine would keep down the malaria, but slipped searching every inch of the tub for it, but couldn’t find any.
That’s what I hear on the street, anyways.