Come on down to the Missouri Ozarks.
Low taxes, low cost of living, fishing year round, deer are plentiful, turkey season spring and fall, shoot your gun, lake front or lake view.
Did I mention low taxes ?
NO! The Ozarks are full....of Timber Rattlers, Water Moccasins, Copperheads, Black widow spiders, brown recluses, scorpions, mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, chiggers, kudzu, rednecks, and Clintons!