Kim Jong-un and Moon Jae-in will go to Disney together where they will be trap in Its a Small World till Kim agrees to give up nukes. Thats my story and Im sticking to it!!
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Pretty sure Geneva Convention prohibits use of “It’s a Small World” as cruel and unusual.
Fox News reported that they’re going to announce that North and South Korean leaders will meet, and that Trump is invited.
I have to confess, the thought of our President being anywhere NEAR Kim Jong Un terrifies me (I keep remembering the nerve agent they used to kill his half-brother).
My “confidential sources” tell me that the tariff on kimchi will be lifted!
Got stuck on that ride for two hours many years ago. I think it could qualify as torture. We ought to add it to our arsenal!