Some folks should just avoid the market and invest in unicorn farms or rainbow pot of gold expeditions and spare the rest of us from this endless hand wringing the media and many go thru every time the market adjusts.. it would make life a bit more tolerable for the few that are long haulers... and have been thru the Bushes, Clintons, Obammians and Kardashians.
Emu farms and suckless vacuum cleaners.