CNN invents new gun style - Full Semiautomatic!

The Daily Wire ^ | Feb 27, 2018 | Michael Knowles

[CtBigPat]

Beware of dangerous assault trigger fingers!

[bigbob]

Here are the specs:

[SpinnerWebb]

Laz, you left out the fact that it is undetectable by airport scanners.

[antidemoncrat]

Single shot semi-automatic?

[Lazamataz]

Could be the start of a whole line of new weapon firing choices:

Semi-automatic
Fully-automatic
Full-Semi-automatic
Semi-Fully-automatic
Hemi-automatic
Demi-automatic
Semi-Hemi-automatic
Semi-Demi-Hemi-automatic

Kinda like those 57 genders.

Cis-normal-automatic.
Agender-automatic.
Androgyne-automatic.
Genderqueer-automatic.
Gender Fluid-automatic

And so on...

[Bob]

Do you need to pass a universal background check to buy a planetary gear transmission? Or is an intragalactic background check sufficient?

[Kartographer]

Tell me that it at least comes with one of these?

Think how many liberal snowflakes would fall over just seeing a picture of one of these connected to a gun!

[Rio]

I heard a guy on the radio (Laura Ingraham?) yesterday talk about banning “AK15” rifles.

[Yo-Yo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM

[CtBigPat]

I made sure to customize mine with proper accessories.

[oldasrocks]

I guess we are all going to have to invest in belt fed weapons since they are trying to outlaw weapons with a magazine.

[Travis McGee]

[Zathras]

They forgot “...woman and minorities...”

[SgtHooper]

Don’t forgot your popular semi-automatic bolt action possibilities.

[moovova]

An assault weapon can never be a true assault weapon without a shoulder-thing-that-goes-up.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

[SparkyBass]

Full Semi Automatic and Nu-cu-ler!

[PMAS]

Did the White Hispanic use that Fully Semi Automnatic machine gun ?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

In fairness, CNN didn't make that gaffe. It was said by General Mark Hertling, a 37 year Army veteran who was being interviewed by CNN. An Army General should obviously know better. He probably does and this was a slip of the tongue. Who hasn't had two thoughts in his or her head and then munged them together when they came out of your mouth?

What is hilarious is watching the CNN reporter fire the AR-15. What atrocious form. He is clenching his eyes so tight I expected his eyeballs to pop out his ears. At least Hertling knows how to handle the weapon.

Mark Phillip Hertling (born September 29, 1953) is a former United States Army officer. He served 37 years in the U.S. Army and retired after serving as the Commanding General of U.S. Army Europe and the Seventh Army, serving in that position from March 25, 2011 until November 4, 2012, and retiring from the Army in December 2012. During his time as a U.S. soldier, Hertling served in Armor, Cavalry, planning, operations and training positions, and he commanded every organization from Platoon to Field Army.

[sima_yi]

Mine came with the steam powered chainsaw option.

[trebb]

I have a few “fully semiautomatic” weapons - they don’t jam.....