7. Biggest one of all: You were born in British Columbia, Canada, to an American teen mom not old enough to confer citizenship upon you. Not only were you not natural born, you never naturalized so you have never been an American citizen. Only as a US Senator were you given a ceremonial passport to conduct official travel. Until this time you traveled abroad as an Indonesian. Indonesia paid for your US college education and you actually answered, on your college applications, the question of Are you an American citizen? by checking the box marked NO. Hawaii would not certify your eligibility for the presidency. Nancy Pelosi and you are the ones who signed off on your eligibility. You knew you were never a citizen because you forged your selective service form and used, since the age of 16, the social security numbers of other people.
Not just a scandal, that last, but the biggest scandal a President has ever perpetrated upon the People.
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Standing ovation.