I’ll play...
My new Second amendment: The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Take the first clause out because liberals can’t read and understand basic English.
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Considering the fact that most contemporary citizens can't comprehend contemporary English (even the average superior Freepers,) it not surprising that they can't grasp the common understanding of 18th century English, that different language in which the Constitution was written.
One nation, two distinct citizenries, separated by a common language, but alas, also by 225 years of time, and respect for knowledge, character and ethics.
That would not help. The average liberal thinks that “shall not be infringed” means that there must be some theoretical way that a person can obtain a permit to own a firearm even if it takes ten years to get a permit and those who own a gun are required to keep it in a safe at the police station and is only allowed to have one round in his shirt pocket. If I exaggerate it is only very slightly.