Fertilizer spreader in a windstorm?
In other words, “highly effective”!
Dan Rather is the original human sh*t sprinkler.
Someone here more talented than me should post video of the other sh*t sprinklers: male hippopotomi. When they poop, they blast watery poop from their anuses and spin their tails really fast so the poop sprays everywhere. They also sometimes bend their penises backwards (really!) and shoot urine into the poop sprinkler mess for even better effect.
Dan Rather is a human version of the same thing, he is the definition of a sh*t sprinkler and a lying sack of sh*t.