Oh, my! I hope I can sleep tonight wondering in Vonn will take her singular bronze to the White House... I HOPE NOT. I never want to see her or her third place medal again, especially not in my country’s house. I hope she doesn’t start banging any of the golfers I follow, because I don’t want to hear her opinion on any topics ever again. Get lost.
Sprinkles, like visits to the White House... are for WINNERS!
(Snicker, Snicker!)