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To: shelterguy
It happens all the time. No conspiracy here, just a truck driver who took on a train and lost.

That's probably what happened.

Larry: "Hey Moe! The crossing gate's closing! We're gonna be late again! We'll be fired for sure!"
Moe: "Not if I can help it - I'll go around the gate!"
Curley: "But we'll get hit by the train!"
Moe: "Nah, it's probably a freight train - they're slow"
[truck gets stuck on the tracks]
Larry: "Moe! The train's coming fast! Gun it!"
[Moe guns the truck - it starts to come off]
Moe: "There, you numbskulls - see? I told ya we'd make..." CRASH!

35 posted on 02/21/2018 12:25:16 PM PST by COBOL2Java (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen)
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To: COBOL2Java

It happens more frequently during harvest season around here. Fatigued drivers under a time crunch.

If you want to stop a train don’t use a truck. You will lose every single time.

It is funny yet sad that so many think this was some sort of attempt to get at the Republicans on board.


38 posted on 02/21/2018 12:29:50 PM PST by shelterguy
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