While funny, it's not really applicable. In mormondom, bishops abound. There could be a bishop on every block in some Mormon towns.
Romney being a misfit for America could easily make him quite a good fit for Utah. Mormons often vote as if they are a tribe. They stick together, and appreciate the influence of the influential.
This does not make them terribly unusual; but it is fairly identifiable.
There is also a mysterious element of manipulation from on high. Someone up top (I thus surmise) said, "Oppose Trump; he is not good for the influx of Mexicans", and so right away, you see erstwhile (R) team players (Beck, Flake, Romney) going vehemently against the best Presidential prospect conservatism has seen in decades.
That is just my observation; and I write as one who has lived in Mormon country for over 60 years.
“Oppose Trump; he is not good for the influx of Mexicans”,
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That is the most important thing to the Mormon church and the Bush League Republicans.
They want to complete the GHW Bush Plan for North Mexico before Poppy croaks.