What we see is what we get. It’s amazing if you take time to understand it. I don’t think God appreciates you poking fun at his work.
God does not appeciate YOU for ignoring common sense, and relying on fairy tale conjecturing.
Which do you think evolved first-— muscles, bones, tendons or ligaments? And, how valuable would even 3 of 4 be to survival of humanity? We would be in a HEAP of trouble, except for the fact that with movement impossible, we couldn’t go anywhere to get into trouble! We couldn’t even approach the sexiest heap imaginable to mate! lol