But they did know that he had run a secret extermination center for kittens, LGBT puppies and bunnies of color in the estate. He boiled them for breakfast.
Er, why, yes. How did you guess that I worked for GPS Fusion???
And then smothered them with ketchup
Must be a Russian thing
Rumor has it he also likes to dress hamsters in little tuxedos and ballroom gowns then, feed them to large snakes.