I guess that explains the rectal itch. Stupid probing jerks!
Sirius Lee though, I've seen two rather close UFOs. Once, a silver disc shaped object in broad daylight and another, silent, low altitude lighted disc shaped object with distinct edges. Didn't get abducted either time.
I have seen them, starting when I was around 10.
Pretty sure I’ve never been “taken”.
I have been in extremely deep trance several times
and nothing like that ever surfaced.
This despite some “missing time” which evidently had more
to do with the Green Fairy in the Absinthe rather than
the Green Men in the Saucer.