I’ve studied my family history extensively. My blood goes back to the stone ages of Sweden. I’ve been curious to try that DNA stuff to see if it’s bogus.
I just had a mental image of how my ancestors would have been in the general area back then.
“Hey, we just chewed all the moss off this rock and Krogger burped and frightened all our goats off a cliff. What do we do for dinner?”
“Well Lawg, let’s give this fermented fish a shot. It’ll be a hit, I tell you.”
-And thus many horrible things were birthed into the world.-
Okay, so my ancestors might not have been quite that bad.
Maybe.
I’m curious too, but likely to come up with hilarious misadventures for them like above.