“In the men’s room the protocol is to not strike up a conversation whilst a gentleman is urinating.”
Well, I followed that protocol since I was a kid. Especially when I was 9. A fag tried to molest a kid 2 stalls beside me. The dad came in and beat him up in front of us. Then another kid’s dad cae in and did the same thing. By the time the cops showed up, one of the guys just called his lawyer.
No wonder some guys find it difficult to pee in public.