Since “isis” is “fake” the student won’t be offended if I wish that “isis” would give the student what it gave to thousands of non-m*slims.
They feel it strange:ISIL has never attacked Israel.
So it must be fake.
Must-see TV in 2018
ISIS Road Truckers
Mohammed finds that taking four prayer breaks a day is killing his load count.
Meanwhile fifty miles north in Tuktoyaktuk, Mohammad realizes that his load consists of two thousand gallons of used grease, primarily melted pig fat. In a fit of porcine repulsion, Mohammad leaves his rig, gets lost in a white-out and freezes to death.
A hundred miles away, tensions mount among Hugh, Polar Bear, and Mohameht over whether Lisa should be required to wear a hijab under her burqa. Lisa resolves the dispute by shooting Mohameht and throwing his body down Atigun Pass.