Too late. Vermont Lt has already finished his inspections. You need a speculum and a light that will shine two inches in. ;)
I just make it easy and let Crocodile Dundee do an inspection if theres any doubt. Hes a great wingman, but I wouldnt shake his hand.
Clearly, you never made it past fourth grade biology. You know as you get older, and further along in school they actually have drawings.