I remember a spoof song back then about Dion and The Belmonts..
In my memory it goes something like this...
Dion and the Belmonts are driving us to tears
Let’s send them up the river for about a thousand years
While the kids are watching Dion singing about the stars
The Belmonts are out in the parking lot stealing hubcaps off of cars
Each time I steal a hubcap it almost breaks my heart
Why do I steal hubcaps, why did I have to start?
Each night I ask the stars without fail
Why must I be a teenager in jail?