[HiTech RedNeck]

It’s the generation that God forsook because it forsook God.

[Colinsky]

As a school district spokesman explained, “Swings have been determined to be the most unsafe of all the playground equipment on a playground.”

Uh, oh, now that we've removed those dangerous swing sets, some other piece of playground equipment has now emerged to be the most unsafe. There will always be a most-unsafe item to be deleted until there is nothing but a barren treeless plain.

And then, recent research shows that the ground is the major injurious factor when children fall, and the park is therefore closed until we can remove the ground.