It is suspected that the Kingdom of Ruritania bought as many as twenty lottery tickets and sent them to the NRA to be passed to Trump. Impeach now!
Ruritania...now that’s a blast from the past. Don’t see many references to “The Prisoner of Zenda” now days. Grand 19th century adventure novel back in the day.
As chargé d’affaires emeritus of the Grand Dutchy of Fenwick and Post Master of San Marino in exile, unindicted, I salute you sir for bringing this Ruritanian villainy to light.
Carry on.