I’m watching CBS’s telecast of the final round of the PGA tournament at Torrey Pines and the final groups are playing slow as molasses. So the announcers, Nantz and Faldo, are half apologizing to the audience that has been deprived of at least a half hour’s worth of “Red Carpet Arrivals” as the Uppity Worthless arrive in their limos to the Big Show and besides enjoying a thrilling tournament finish (if you play golf, anyway) and laughing my ass off at the hundreds of thousands of non-whites and Caucasian oxygen wasters who are getting their undergarments all twisted because they are missing the last hippity-hoppity Easter’s on it’s way Grammy nominee arrive with his b*tches in a two million dollar Maybach stretch limo. I can hear the mass moans “F*cking white man game meesin’ up ma Grammies!”
Lol!