Can we just like make them Ambassador to some far away paradise like Syria or something? Y’know like airdrop them on the front lines so that they can go talk to ISIS or something similar fun like that.
They'd have poor Lindsey in a burka faster than you could say, "turtle soup."
Upside is, he might like it, so win/win.
(I buried a McConell joke in there somewhere. See if you can find it.)