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To: TigerClaws
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. The reasons...

1. The lab assistants don't get attached to lawyers.
2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.
3. PETA won't jump all over you no matter what the experiment.
4. There are some things even a rat won't do.

10 posted on 01/27/2018 6:37:19 AM PST by Scooter100
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To: Scooter100

LMAO, you made my day. I need it. hee hee hee


29 posted on 01/27/2018 7:01:58 AM PST by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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