It’s a tough choice, express my dogs anal glands
or give the cat a bath...
NFL = Not Frikkin Likely.
LOL!
I would rather risk being squirted with the stinky stuff or tail slapped by my pooch than scratched and yelled at by the cat.
Last time I gave the cat a bath, I ended up with deep scratches and the neighbors thought I was beating my Bride since the cat sounded like a screaming woman.
After all, I can wash off whatever the dog produces but the cat inflicts longer lasting pain.
Good luck with either.
Regards