[real saxophonist]

I thought the same thing in my Drum Corps days. We integrated the color guard so they could do couple dances, and every guy was gay. All I could think was, I’d LOVE to hold her like that!

[Dr. Sivana]

We integrated the color guard so they could do couple dances, and every guy was gay.

The irony is that homosexuals often have a heightened aesthetic awareness. They should be able to appreciate the beauty of a man and a woman acting in a manner of visual poetry, and the beauty of that complementarity. Why that doesn't translate into affection to fulfill that presentation is beyond me.