Abraham Lincoln was murdered just before he could have the sex change operation he had planned all throughout the war. The techniques for sex change operations were perfected in Elizabethan England, and were quite common when the Pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock. Many of the Founding Fathers had them, and started their lives as women. Of course none of you ignorant, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging FReepers know any real history.
/ utter f%%king insanity