80%? If you believe that you’ll believe anything.
Consumption is way down, but sales are steady. :-)
Yeah, just like those Soviet plebiscites where Stalin got 99% of the vote.
Less drinking, less smoking, more athletic participation?
Not buying it, unless that story included increased church membership, a surge in baptisms along with widespread construction of new church buildings. Then it MIGHT seem more credible.
Exactly. There’s no way.