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To: ctdonath2

18 posted on 01/15/2018 7:48:39 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Basil Fawlty: Splendid. Well, now that's settled, we'll have the fire drill, which will commence in exactly 30 seconds from now. Thank you so much.

[Everyone stands still]

Basil Fawlty: What are you doing? I mean, are you just gonna stand there?



Mr. Sharp: Well, what do you suggest?

Basil Fawlty: Well, couldn't one or two of you go in the bar and a few in the dining room... I mean, use your imagination?

Mr. Sharp: Why?

Basil Fawlty: Well, this is supposed to be a fire drill.

Mr. Sharp: There's only a few seconds.

Basil Fawlty: ...Right, right. Well, stay where you are because, obviously, if there was a fire, you'd all be standing down here like this in the lobby, wouldn't you? I mean, why do we bother? We should let you all burn.
19 posted on 01/15/2018 7:52:52 AM PST by dfwgator
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