[Yaelle]

next we ban superman because of history of “truth, justice, and the American way.”

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Um. You are late to the party. A year or two ago, Superman denounced his American citizenship.

IM NOT JOKING.

[dfwgator]

Now he's Uberman....



Uber-Man: I am... Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!

Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?

[covers herself]

Uber-Man: Ja. And through his, too.

[points at Jimmy Olstein]

Uber-Man: He's a Jew!