YOU ALL FORGOT ST.LOUIS !!!!! number one on my list.
When I was much younger I made the mistake of not gassing up in Illynoise (gas taxes out the wazoo and I had no credit cards) and wound up pulling up to a pump in east St. Louis gas station right off the highway.
Ever see that Twilight Zone episode where the guy starts hearing jungle noises and winds up being eaten by a lion?
It was like that, but I got out unscathed.