There came a time, long ago, when I had mastered every known gung fu style known to man. Or so I thought.
I beseeched my master for more knowledge. After years of cajoling and foot rubs, he relented. He spoke to me in hushed tones of an ancient style which was most ultimate and dangerous.
It was known as the Donald style. He was one of only a handful of masters who had ever perfected the style and the only one still living.
Due to my mastery, he deigned to teach me.
After long months of training, I discovered that I could not comprehend the style. It was beyond my ken. And that is why I am merely a master of ALMOST every gung fu style. There is a gap in my knowledge and it's name is the Donald style of gung fu.
And that is why my North Shao Lin name is Gung Fu Perfection Minus One.
Simple math, really.
And that is why my North Shao Lin name is Gung Fu Perfection Minus One.
ROFLTMAO!!!!
Thought the foot rub thing was funny until I got to that...