[Ciaphas Cain]

A dialogue that would never EVER happen...

Dee Dee Myers: "Yes, question?"

NBC White House correspondent circa 1994: "Should we be concerned about allegations that President Clinton has tested positive for syphilis and herpes?"

[Rebelbase]

Or this one:

“It was reported during the campaign that President Obama engaged in homosexual sex with a Mr. Larry Sinclair. Has the President been tested for AIDS?”