“Awww, baby said his first word.”
Lol! Or "Tote?". My niece, approaching her one-year-old birthday said "Cheetos" as her first word. Yeah, my sister gave her Cheetos snack food and it became my niece's favorite. I can imagine impaired brain development because of pregnant moms who tote marijuana. Sheesh, don't we have too many brain-dead liberals already?
My friend Becky went from toting small amounts to injecting whole doobies. It was horrible.