[jmacusa]

Not to make light of a tragedy but there's an old Jesse Fuller tune about a train engineer and his pet monkey who one day takes the train for a joy ride when the engineer wasn't around and did a better job then he did driving it. Maybe Amtrak might look into something like that given it's disastrous record over the years.

[NYAmerican]

“an old Jesse Fuller tune about a train engineer and his pet monkey who one day takes the train for a joy ride when the engineer wasn’t around and did a better job then he did driving it”

Won’t work. Already too many concessions to the Monkey Union.