“Only reason it’s low here in Iowa is because it’s too dang cold to go out anywhere.”
The survey crew was out checking the property lines and asked permission to go on the Hanson’s farm in Iowa. A few weeks later they came back and said there was a problem - the old survey was in error.
“We don’t know how to tell you - but it seems your north pasture is in Minnesota! While your house and barn are in Iowa!!”
“Oh - for a second you gave me a start. I could never live in Minnesota with those terrible winters!”
Ha, ha, nice!