He’s not dead and moldering away in the cold ground yet? What’s taking so long?
Don’t hold you urine yet.
He’s not dead and moldering away in the cold ground yet? What’s taking so long?
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Congress is preparing a day-long McCain love-fest for the day he finally kicks off, where they blather on about what an incredible patriot he was, how happy they were to work with him, and how they wish every Senator could be as fine, noble and wonderful. Democrats will join in, also pointing out the rampant racism of every living Republican, the joy of killing unborn babies, their plans to confiscate money from anyone who still owns any and their plans to chop off men’s penises (except ones they’re attracted to, of course) so that males can finally be free of being sexist pigs.
I think it’s going to be the most nauseating day in Senate history . . . but I don’t mind a bit, because at least McCain will be dead.