[Flick Lives]

These professors should be beaten about the head with a Brussel Sprout.

[crosdaddy]

I was thinking more along the lines of shoving a giant egg plant up their bum.

[Disambiguator]

These professors should be beaten about the head with a Brussel Sprout.

What about pointed sticks?

[NorthMountain]

These professors should be beaten about the head with a Brussel Sprout.

Hah! They should be flogged mercilessly, then put in the pillory.

Outside the Farmers' Market.

Where passers-by can pelt them with rocks and garbage.

And spoiled produce.

From the Farmers' Market.

Normalize THIS, bitches!

[Albion Wilde]

These professors should be beaten about the head with a Brussel Sprout.