[humblegunner]

Soon you might even see camels walking the street and instead of champagne they might offer you a cup o camel pee

I don't think Champagne ever walked any streets.

Are you pissed off because you went to France and nobody made a pass at you?

Are you kind of nasty and nobody ever hits on you?

Are you really old, like in your 70's?

[tomkat]

That was uncalled for.

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[Lera]

Unlike you I still get hit on and asked out .

[shibumi]

Hey!

I’m gonna be 70 in a couple of months.

You just watch it,
Ya whipper-snappin cracker-crooker!

Or I’ll pelt you severely with geriatric gibberish.