"If you have an extended incidence of priapism lasting four or more hours, ask your doctor about Alisyn."
(Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, inability to obtain an erection, permanent damage to the male reproductive system, extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, feelings of alienation, urges to self-mutilate, and uncontrollable greasy discharge...)
Whats’s that? like a stick in yer dick?
Walking around like John Wayne?