Wow both women are dogs. He needs a new pair of beer goggles.
There’s probably some lusty stuff beyond looks that matter here.
It may just be 49 v. 38
I owned a bar back in the 70's, and we used to call bitches like these two, '2:00 AM three bark woffers'... you might do'em but you would never stay for daylight.
Hit'n run.