A few years later, I had a streak of luck that put me into the top 10% of my college and a casual acquaintance tried to get me into his frat. I politely informed him that I was definitely not the kind of material they were looking for, then he replied that I could still help them get their GPA up. At that point I felt a bit like repeating the family propensity for knocking someone from the Greek system on their ass.
Congress is on a Greco-Roman system...