[Leaning Right]

> prioritise protecting the lines of communication <

How in the world could you protect an underwater cable? Sheath it in armor?

As a side note, the British officer is named Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach. Sounds like a character out of Monty Python.

[Oak Leafer]

Oh, flew in from Liberia beach D.O.A Went to a hospital bed last night All the way an ebola bug was in my pee Man I was a dreadful sight I’m back in the EUSSR You don’t know how lucky you are… boy Back in the EU, back in the EU, back in the EUSSR Those great debts really knock me out They kick the West’s behind Angela’s blubbery cellulite is hanging out That EU troika is always on my, my, my, mind Take me to the Carpathian mountains way down South Let me foreclose your daddy’s farm All the way the bankers’ hands are reaching out Come and grease your comrade's palm I'm back in the EUSSR, You don't know how lucky you are... boy... Back in the EU, back in the EU, back in the EUSSR