How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?
Comment voulez-vous gouverner un pays qui a deux cent quarante-six variétés de fromage?
Les Mots du Général, Ernest Mignon, 1962
Surrendering is cheese intensive.
Simple, gather up all of the Frenchmen for a taste testing. Put on a table two big plates with identical French cheeses with one labeled “American cheese” and on the other labeled “Fromage Francaise”. Have the Frenchmen taste both plates of cheese and thenrate them . Then take every French surrender-monkey POS that rated the “American cheese” as horrible and shoot them in the face.